Now accepting applications · Closing when Phelan says so
He's a 9.
But only in Matthews, NC.
Meet Phelan Klein. Locally certified, regionally debated. Cross the county line and results may vary, so we recommend meeting him exactly where he shines.
Phelan's photo goes here
Tap the 9
*The fine print
Phelan's rating is location-dependent. Please plan your date accordingly.
Reviews
Made up, obviously. Real ones coming once people survive a date.
Met him at a bar in Matthews. Solid 9. Ran into him at a Costco in Pineville a week later and genuinely did not recognize him.
He made me a cocktail, talked about his motorcycle for 40 minutes, then made me another cocktail. Net positive.
My mom met him once and still asks about him. She has never once asked about my husband.
Great guy. Would be five stars, but our date was in Ballantyne and he was a 6 the entire night.
Are you compatible?
Five questions. Each one has a right answer. Phelan knows which.
Green flags, red flags
Full transparency. Mostly.
Green flags
- Rated a 9 by the town of Matthews (unofficially)
- Knows his way around a cocktail shaker
- Smiles like that in every photo
- Has a friend who believes in him enough to build this
Red flags
- Drops to a 4 the moment he crosses the county line
- Has a friend who built him an entire dating website
- Will bring up the website on the first date
- Thinks owning a motorcycle is a personality
How it works
Apply below
Tell us a little about yourself. Proof of Matthews proximity is a plus.
Phelan reviews
Personally. Carefully. Probably during halftime.
Meet in Matthews
For best results, the date stays inside town limits. No exceptions.
Shoot your shot
Spots are limited. So is Phelan's attention span.
Rather skip the form? Text him directly at (980) 349-8557.
Were you rejected?
Well, maybe suggest a friend instead.
No hard feelings. Send this page to someone who'd be perfect for Phelan, then tell him who you sent so you get the credit.
Or share it yourself: phelan9.com
Questions
Is this real?
Yes. Applications go to Phelan and the friend who built this site. He reads them. Probably during halftime.
Does Phelan know about this site?
He's fully in on it. Proud of it, even.
Why only a 9?
Nobody's a 10. He's just honest about it.
What if I live in Charlotte?
He's a 6 there, which is respectable. For best results, plan the date in Matthews.
What happens after I apply?
If he likes your date plan, he'll text you. If he doesn't, there's always the suggest-a-friend option.
When do applications close?
When Phelan says so. Don't wait.